Another priest and nun joke

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Post 1 by rdfreak (THE ONE AND ONLY TRUE-BLUE KANGA-KICKIN AUSIE) on Thursday, 27-Dec-2012 23:18:48

A Priest offered a Nun a lift.

She got in and crossed her legs, forcing her gown to reveal a leg.

The Priest nearly had an accident.

After controlling the car, he stealthily slid his hand up her leg.

The nun said, 'Father, remember Psalm 129?'

The Priest removed his hand. But, changing gears, he let his hand slide up her leg again.

The nun once again said, 'Father, remember Psalm 129?'

The Priest apologized 'Sorry sister but the flesh is weak.'

Arriving at the convent, the nun sighed heavily and went on her way.

On his arrival at the church, the Priest rushed to look up Psalm 129. It said, 'Go forth and seek, further up, you will find glory.'

Moral of the story:
If you are not well informed in your job, you might miss a great opportunity.

Post 2 by forereel (Just posting.) on Friday, 28-Dec-2012 1:31:10

I knew my Bible reading was for more then causing arguments! *sigh*

Post 3 by Blue Velvet (I've got the platinum golden silver bronze poster award.) on Friday, 28-Dec-2012 13:14:49

Good one. I wasn't expecting that.

Post 4 by LeoGuardian (You mean there is something outside of this room with my computer in it?) on Friday, 28-Dec-2012 19:04:27

Hahahaha neither was I I don't think I have heard of that one before

Post 5 by laced-unlaced (Account disabled) on Saturday, 29-Dec-2012 10:04:45

lol hahaha!. very good!

Post 6 by GreenTurtle (Music is life. Love. Vitality.) on Monday, 31-Dec-2012 0:02:04

I haven't heard this one before, either. Haha, very good.

Post 7 by TechnologyUser2012 (I've now got the silver prolific poster award! wahoo!) on Sunday, 06-Jan-2013 16:39:35

good one!